I’m talking awful yeast infections, okay? Don’t do it. Now, if, for any reason, you are inspired to use artificial semen in the bedroom, do not, I repeat: do not put soap or food products, such as Cetaphil or piña colada mix, inside of your girlfriend’s vagina, because it will not end well. Then: Hailing from Harlem, del Rio quit her job as a computer programmer in 1974 to do porn because 'they were paying 150 a day, exactly half my rent,' she once told Vibe. And because of that, when a particular scene requires porn stars to have the “cum” dripping in and out of their mouths for a long time, piña colada is the fake jizz of choice. About 80 of gay performers I worked with are HIV-positive (FTND note: this statistic cannot be verified and should be taken as an anecdotal estimate). I have known porn actors who also alter their test. Yeah…face wash tends to taste like soap for some reason. A lot of producers and directors don’t like using condoms and not everyone in gay porn is regularly tested for STDs. “It looks just like cum,” porn star Johnny Sins told Vice. However, you shouldn’t trust every “fact” you find on the internet, because porn stars say they use the face cleanser Cetaphil, since it looks exactly like the real thing. a hydrophilic bulking agent that’s used in super old lubes, sci-fi films as alien slime, and old people who suffer from irregular bowel movements (it’s a laxative if you eat it). Curious about what fake cum is? According to the internet, it’s methylcellulose, a.k.a.